*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING
and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate
I used to lick my lips so much as a child in winter that they had me use prescription balm to stop me from licking them raw…
I chew little pieces of my lip off……
How the fuck.. I WAS ALREADY CHEWING ON MY LIP WTF TUMBLARGH
This is a sign of anxiety, by the way.
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
so this blog just followed me
and I was intrigued so i went to their blog and
it is all irons
I can’t fukcinfg deal with this tHERE IS AN IRON IN A TREE WTF
i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.
A perfect way to keep my legs and feet warm as I sleep.
It’s a nice position, once in awhile, that is simple and effective for highlighting your place.
And oh man… butt and legs. Body parts I could smooch lazily for hours.
I’m getting all spacey just thinking about it.
omfg this is brendan murphy from counterparts
i dont know if the picture is supposed to be of the employee who forgot the blunt or the customer who found it and im not sure which would be funnier
(ha) (ha) (I’m) (falling) (for) (someone) (I) (can’t) (have)
So if we FOIL this out we have
oh my fucking god